The Rockies were stone-cold awful against the Giants on Tuesday night, which caused Hondo’s earnings to plunge to a skimpy 26 colavitos.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will mambo with Carlos Carrasco in St. Pete — 20 units on the Tribe to put a frown on Smyly’s face.

Mike Francesa told the Hollywood Reporter that disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer approached him about becoming his co-host after the breakup with Chris Russo. Francesa rejected the idea, deciding he didn’t want to go from “Mike and The Mad Dog” to “Mike and The Dirt Bag.” … Had they come together, “The Omniscient One” no doubt would have counseled the Luv Guv on proper bedroom attire when cavorting with hookers: “Bag, you gotta lose the black socks — it’s an enawmously bad look.”