Jason Heyward blooped the Giants to death Sunday at Wrigley, which caused Hondo to suffer a third straight setback that reduced his earnings to 3,589 northrups.

Monday: Mr. Aitch expects Zoolander to be a model of excellence against the White Sox — 20 units on the Tigers to shred Sale.

Word out of China is Obama was very upset about the way he and his staff were treated when the U.S. delegation arrived in Hangzhou. Rumor has it that in an attempt to ensure it doesn’t happen again, he has ordered Secretary of State John Kerry to send a couple of pallets of cash to the Chinese government … Donald Trump has taken a one-point lead over Hillary Clinton, according to a Reuters-Ipsos poll. The Pantsuit will address that development, along with the latest on her email scandals, if she ever comes out of hiding and ends her media blackout, which presently stands at 275 days.