Hondo, clipped with the Cards on Tuesday, bounced back with the Brewers on Wednesday when they chugged past the Giants to boost the earnings to 156 aspromontes.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch expects Hughes to provide more good news— 20 units on the Twins to prevail by a whisker over Ubaldo.

The President didn’t think much of Trump’s plan to have Mexico pay for the border wall, saying people “don’t expect half-baked notions coming out of the White House.” Actually, after seven-plus years of Obama’s occupancy, that’s exactly what they expect, having been subjected to such half-baked notions as: “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor”; and an $800 billion stimulus plan that promised “shovel-ready jobs.” And how about that pesky little JV team also known as ISIS! … Emailer Donny Mac claims the reason the President of Kazakhstan brought along a food taster to Mano in Manhattan the other night is because in Kazakh, “Mano” translates to “Chipotle.” … Some models and celebs are demanding people stop using the term “plus-size.” Apparently, there is no room for discussion on the issue. The fat lady has sung.