Hondo kept chugging with the Brewers Tuesday night, but the Dodgers refused to play ball with his deficit-reduction program, so the accounts payable increased slightly to 1,290 haddixes.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch is cool with Cole (Gerrit, not Hamels) — 10 units on the Pirates to hose Leake and the Reds.

Diddy was arrested after swinging a training weight at Sal Alosi, a UCLA coach who had been riding Diddy’s son during practice. Supporters of the rap mogul had but one thing to say to the doting daddy: MORE KETTLEBELL! … From emailer Jake McNicholas: “Good news for Pete Rose: Brian Williams says when he was playing right field for the Reds back in the ’70s, Pete never bet on baseball.” … Rumor has it former Spokane, Wash. NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal is 100 percent down with Obama using the “N” word.