Hondo, who suffered a triple-flusher Sunday, continued his free-fall Monday because the Cowboys were prime-time no-shows, which raised the debt to 1,340 hraboskys.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects to be facing the maximum amount of labor this year in the diamond district, so he will throw 10 units at Ace Ventura to hurl the Royals into a Game 7.

Governor Cuomo insists putting possible Ebola patients under home quarantine isn’t an “undue burden,” pointing out they can “read my book.” That definitely would qualify the experience as an undue burden.

Florida State says the status of running back Karlos Williams, who is being investigated for allegedly assaulting his pregnant girlfriend, is under review. Under FSU’s just-about-anything-goes code of conduct, Williams, if culpable, likely is facing a suspension of at most one quarter, probably against ACC pushover BC on Nov. 22.