Sputtering Hondo went belly up again Thursday night, getting beat with the god-awful 49ers to boost the accounts payable to 1,917 frerottes.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects Tulsa to conquer the number in its tussle with Memphis — 20 units.

Hondo’s Second-But-Equal Heir guesses that Joe “CannonBalls” Biden ultimately decided not to run for President because he didn’t want to be campaigning during next year’s skinny-dipping season. …. Not only that, but Biden didn’t leave himself enough time to prepare his plagiarized speeches. … All right, time out. What’s this about Chris Webber teaching a class at Wake Forest on sports, racism and society? Never mind, Hondo didn’t have any timeouts left so he can’t comment.