Hondo made progress aplenty Saturday with the Indians, who whizzed past Harvey and the Metamucils to expand the wad to a beefy 341 burgesses.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects a win from Juan — 20 units on Nicasio and the Pirates to chill the Brewers.

Hillary Clinton, talking about her love of meditating in a radio interview, didn’t reveal what her mantra is, but sources close to the Portly Pantsuit say she uses: “Forget the truth, say whatever is necessary to get elected.” … Ethan Couch, the so-called “Affluenza Teen,” was sent away to a Texas prison for almost two years for violating parole, so there could be a whole lot more violating upcoming. After two years in jail, he might be known as the “Upuendza Guy.”