The Nationals yukked it up in Kansas City on Wednesday, which had Hondo laughing all the way to the bank as his earnings grew to 774 galarragas.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch expects Ross to show the Cubs who is boss — 20 units on the Nats. Also, 20 on Holland to provide a Dutch treat in Toronto.

Even though Chase Headley is hitting a puny .153 with no extra-base hits, he has been drawing comparisons to a player some say is the greatest hitter ever. Unfortunately, that’s because Headley right now is every bit as cold as Ted Williams.

Hillary Clinton told CNN’s Anderson Cooper it would be too risky to put “a loose cannon” like Donald “El Donaldo” Trump in the White House. Follow-up question that wasn’t asked: How does that compare to the risk factor of electing a loose cannon who also has proven herself to be a compulsive liar?