Hondo endured a painful split Tuesday night, cashing with the Yankees but forking over with the Pirates to raise the deficit to 1,503 carltons.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will take a stab with Nola (the pitcher, not the Louisiana city) — 20 units on the Phillies. Also, he expects a Wacha-off win from the Cardinals — 20 units.

Discovery Life Channel has a “Sex-A-Thon” planned for Labor Day that will include: “Sex Sent Me To The ER,” “Secret Sex Lives: Swingers,” and “How To Make Love To My Wife.” Somehow they missed other obvious programming possibilities, such as, “Josh Duggar’s Kin And Bare It” “Bubba & Dirty Dave Letterman’s My Turn For The Intern” and “Hot Nanny Sex With Master Ben Affleck.” … A sprinkler system went off unexpectedly during a Hillary Clinton fundraiser last weekend in the Hamptons. Not surprisingly, the candidate was named the unanimous winner of the impromptu Wet Pantsuit Contest.