Brew-hoo! Hondo was left crying in his beer Tuesday night because Milwaukee lived up to everyone’s expectations except his, which expanded the accounts payable to 145 oylers.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will try to increase his carbon credits by putting his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Greene — 10 units on the Tigers.

The Obamas’ official White House china reportedly features a “kailua blue” ring around the plates to evoke the waters of the President’s home state of Hawaii. The blue won out over the green, which would have been emblematic of the weed Obama and his friends in the Choom Gang smoked while growing up. … When Obama was told Jeb Bush is in favor of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, he replied: Yeah, right, don’t you mean the 58th? … Roger Goodell announced Tuesday the NFL is ending its tax-exempt status, meaning, in part, the league won’t have to disclose the commissioner’s salary. As a result, from now on there will be no way to determine whether that $44 million-a-year hack retains his title as The Most Overpaid Man in the World.