Porcello and the Sawx’ pen took a beating in Baltimore, which caused Hondo to suffer a second straight setback that reduced the earnings to 529 raschis.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch is counting on Nate to be great again — 20 units on Eovaldi and the Yankees to take care of business in Baltimore.

Phil Mickelson says he is “excited” to put his stock scandal behind him. Still unanswered is why Mickelson, who was worth roughly $180 million at the time of the impropriety, chose to risk possible criminal prosecution rather than dip into his petty cash to pay off a $1 million gambling debt … From emauler Ed Buckmir: Disgraced Houston teacher Alexandria Vera, who was arrested for being impregnated by a student, was wearing a Stephen Curry Warriors T-shirt when she turned herself in to authorities. That’s ironic — Curry is known for knocking down 3’s, while Vera now is known for being knocked up by a 13-year-old … Rumor has it Joltin’ Johnny Depp’s divorce will be so costly he may have to sell off his Ike Turner record collection.