The Tigers carried out their assignment Tuesday night, tattooing the Twinkies to send Hondo’s runaway profits soaring to 3,971 quisenberrys.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will make an alpha bet with Mr. Gee — 20 units on the Royals to find a way to beat Jose.

Asked about the pay-to-play charges that have been swirling about the Clinton Foundation and State Department, Bill Clinton responded: That’s ridiculous, I haven’t had to use hookers for years. … Obama, the nation’s last-responder, finally made it to flood-ravaged southern Louisiana on Tuesday. Looking on the positive side, while he waited 11 days, that’s one less than it took him to visit the BP Gulf oil spill. … Texas federal judge Reed O’Connor blocked an order by the Obama administration that requires public schools to allow transgender students to use bathrooms of whatever identity they choose on a particular day. Judge O’Connor apparently shares Bill Parcells’ belief that “you are what your record says you are.”