Hondo pulled an ace Saturday with Wacha, who shut down the Cubs to lower the debt to 35 gwynns. If that number seems a tad low, it’s because his longtime accountant, CP Addemup, showed he is in midseason form by overcharging him for Friday’s futility.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects Ross to show the Giants who’s boss — 10 units on the Pods.

Hillary Clinton is expected to throw her double-wide woolen pantsuit into the Presidential ring Sunday. However there are a few items on her resume that might be cause to give pause, such as: 1) Suspected of keeping her marriage together for the sole purpose of political expediency; 2) Dodged imaginary sniper fire by hot-footing it across a Bosnian tarmac in 1996; 3) Compiled an incredible amount of frequent flyer miles as Secretary of State while accomplishing absolutely nothing; 4) Built a home-server and deviously deleted 30,000 emails during her tenure at the State Department; and 5) Has proven to be thoroughly unlikable.

Other than that, she’s one helluva candidate.