That didn’t take long. Hondo came up a wee bit short with Harvey and the Metamucils on Sunday night, which put the Day 1 deficit at a crisp 58 reeses.

Monday: Mr. Aitch is sure as Scherzer that Max will get last season’s Busts of the Year off to a fast start — 20 units on the Nats. Also, 20 on Arrieta and the Small Bears to make life hell for the Angels.

It’s surprising Donald Trump is trailing in the polls in Wisconsin when you consider he seemingly has been wearing one of those cheeseheads for most of his adult life. … Hillary Clinton, snapping at a protestor, said she is “sick of the Sanders campaign lying about me.” The Portly Pantsuit obviously feels she is capable of dispensing her own lies about herself as she has proven with her tales about dodging sniper fire in Bosnia, the miracle cattle-futures score, leaving the White House dead broke, Benghazi, etc. … Someone at Fox News might want to tell Megyn Kelly it’s time to put on her big boy pants and stop whimpering about the lack of support she received from Bill O’Reilly after her tiff with Trump.