Hondo rolled Saturday with the Brewskis, who pounded Arietta and the Small Bears to send the runaway profits soaring to a season-high 4,248 lamonicas.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch’s will buckle up and hit the gridiron for a 20-unit play on the Raiders to deck the Dirty Birds.

The Guggenheim Museum has installed a piece that is a working gold-plated toilet for public use. Coincidentally, the long, throaty grunt many people make when they’re trying extra hard to squeeze one out is: “GOOOOGENHEIM!” … Hondo’s first heir reports that “dropping a deuce” could soon be replaced in the vernacular by “dropping a Goog.” … Those who find themselves straining to no avail to “drop a Goog” on the gold-plated bowl are advised to request the Guggenheimlich Maneuver.