Hondo flopped with the Falcons on Thursday night but was bailed out by the Metamucils (NLDS), who bounced the Dodgers to cut the nasty number to 1,412 mirabellas.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects the joltin’ Jays to open the ALCS by vanquishing Volquez — 20 units.

Mayor de Blasio vigorously defended David Dinkins’ record at Thursday’s ceremony in which the Municipal Building was named for the ineffective one-term mayor. De Blasio, who’s well acquainted with ineffectiveness, must be hoping a future mayor does the same for him one day.

Former Post colleague Frank Drucker writes that former Speaker of the House Denny Hastert has gone from copping a feel to copping a plea.