Elimination week for the Liberty, Mets, Jets and Giants. Our doordash football teams left faster than Ana Navarro and Sunny Hostin left the set on “The View” after both tested positive for COVID-19. While Navarro and Hostin’s tests were “false positives,” the early-season hype on the Jets and Giants turned out to be “positively false.”

Last-ever home game for the 106 year-old Cleveland Indians. Young Joe Biden threw the first pitch Opening Day back in 1915, a strike. Cal Quantrill (7-3, 2.82 ERA) has the honor of starting the finale against the Royals. Quantrill limited K.C. to one run over 6 ²/₃ in his last start and has lost once in his last 15. Royals counter with Jackson Kowar (0-4, 11.45 ERA). The line on Action Jackson reads 28 runs, 22 innings, 18 walks. Play 20 units on the Indians.

Couldn’t lose last week. Can’t win this week. A’s 4, Astros 3. Mark Canha’s base hit in the ninth inning, the game-winner. Down -456 cedenos.