Denied again. Hondo failed to get over the 4,000 barrier in his latest attempt because Duffy and the Royals flopped in Fenway Saturday night to lower the earnings to 3,789 hoaks.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will put his hard-earned DDP&As (disposable dead presidents and abolitionists) on Ivan The Phenomenal — 20 units on the Pirates.

The CEO of PrimmaDonna, a bra maker, has ordered male employees to wear three-pound weights dangling from their necks so they know “what an E-cup feels like.” That could have been avoided if only Ted Kennedy had documented what it was like to haul his SuperSaggers around. … Sunday’s forecast for New York and many other cities in the country: Unseasonably nippy, which no doubt is due to it being the ninth annual Go Topless Day. … Hillary Clinton says it will take time to rid the Clinton Foundation of its conflicts of interest. In the meantime, it’s business as usual, folks — if you want to play, you gotta pay!