Um, yeah … about that Venezuelan newspaper report that Francisco Rodriguez was in New York today for a physical in advance of signing with the Mets. Not true at all, according to multiple people on both sides of the situation. “It’s total BS,” said K-Rod’s weary agent, Paul Kinzer, who had received three phone calls about the story just within the past hour. We’re not saying Rodriguez to the Mets is never going to happen, people, but it ain’t happening right now.