It was 50 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. “We were always being told, ‘You’re gonna lose all your fans with this one,’ ” said Paul McCartney. “And we’d say, ‘Well, we’ll lose some, but we’ll gain some.’ ” Well played, Sir.

I read the news today, oh boy. About a lucky man who was up 2,318 harrisons. Thought we were getting better all the time, but phony Stitchesmania bit the dust Tuesday. Looking to get by with a little help from our friends at Citi Field, but deGrom came up empty. Surrendered seven runs in four innings and the Brews cruised 7-1.

OK Billy Shears we’re switching dugouts again. Strategy of changing horses midstream has backfired on us this year but Chase Anderson goes for Milwaukee today. Exited what may have been a career-best start. Took a no-hitter into the eighth inning while recording 11 K’s. Gun caught his fastball approaching 97 mph. Play 20 units on the Brewers. … One more. Will you still need me, will you still read me when I’m 64 in the hole?