“I thought I was going to be killed.” Actor Rob Lowe and his sons were camping in the Ozarks, hoping to get a glimpse of the legendary “Bigfoot,” and believed they got more than what they bargained for.

“We had an incredible encounter. … I’m fully aware that I sound like a crazy, Hollywood kook right now.” Indeed. But relax, Rob. When President Trump was notified, he called off the search and tweeted it was just an ape who was “bleeding badly from a face-lift.”

We’re streak’n. Indians won 5-1 courtesy of Corey Kluber’s one run, three hits over eight innings. Victory restored our account to 1,809 brzezinskis.

Push our luck and play two this evening. Good things happen when we back the Mets. Urgency in the air as they return from an extended road trip. Jacob deGrom, 0.72 ERA over his past three starts, should keep the Philly bats quiet. 10 units on the Mets and 10 units on the Cubs, who are in a dogfight atop the Central Division. Mike Montgomery pitches the series opener in Cincy.