Mets the butt of TV jokes
Omar Minaya and the Mets aren’t getting roasted by just the sports columnists for their bungled firing of Willie Randolph. Check out this from Jon Stewart’s Daily Show (which includes a nice shout-out to The Post):
David Letterman and his Late Show crew also had fun at the Mets’ expense with the Top Ten Ways The New York Mets Can Turn Things Around:
10) âLess horseplay, more grab-a**. â
9) âAsk Tiger Woods to switch to baseball.â
8) âStop leaving games early to beat traffic.â
7) âConvince super delegates to put them in the playoffs.â
6) âAsk President Bush how he was able to turn things around in Iraq.â
5) âFor starters, pay the poor bastards enough to live on.â
4) âJetpacks.â
3) âBefore every game, feed other team tainted to-maters.â
2) âReplace batting practice with frozen head of Ted Williams and dunk tank.â
1) âStart fixing games like they do in the NBA.â


