Tour de Fraud champ Lance Armstrong on his “Next Stage” interview: “I wouldn’t change a thing … the way I acted … the lessons I’ve learned … I don’t get investigated, sanctioned.” Stitches reliable sources say Jussie Smollett, also transitioning from denial to acceptance, will be entering this year’s Tour de Fraud, funded by Lori Loughlin.

The Giants, as expected, are buried in the basement in the NL West. Finishing a three-game set at Citi Field, they send Shaun Anderson to the hill. A Florida Gator along with the Mets’ Pete Alonso, Anderson picked up his first win last week against the Orioles. The Amazin’s, as amazing as their record, counter with Zack Wheeler. He has pitched at least seven innings seven times this year and should put in a full day’s work if Mickey “The Hook” Callaway allows. Play 10 units on the Mets.

Trea Turner! Washington blew a 4-1 lead, but Turner hit a walk-off homer and the Nats beat the White Sox 6-4. Victory lifts us to -346 shamskys.