Who said it? “I got old. I was never a matinee idol to begin with, and there I am still doing the same job I was doing when I was 16.” Was it Vince Carter? Bill Belichick? Al Roker? Bartolo Colon? If you guessed any of the above “you may be wrong,” but if you said Billy Joel, “you may be right.” Piano Man turned 70 Thursday. SNL’s Pete Davidson recently spent $400 at McDonald’s after the inevitable breakup with Kate Beckinsale. That’s at least two reasons the NYPD should make another “wellness check.”

The Mets limp home from their road trip three games under .500 and got an earful from manager Mickey Callaway. Marlins, limping since 2011, are here for a three-game set and the Amazin’s should seize the opportunity. Zack Wheeler is rounding to form. Strikeout/walk ratio reads 38/10 over his last five starts and he should pad those stats Friday. 10 units on the Mets.

Streak’s over. Reds over the A’s, 3-0. Chris “déjà vu” Bassitt allowed two homers accounting for all three runs, as he did last week. A’s “O” gets an F for failure. Loss has us at +88 driessens.