With bullets flying every day and night in New Anarchist City, Bill “Worstmayorever” de Blasio has gifted restaurants with his idea for permanent and year-round outdoor dining. Get your bullet-proof parkas ready.

It’s official. Amy Coney Barrett will be a member of the Supreme Court, Meghan Markle will be POTUS in 2024, and the Mets have been eliminated from postseason play. Final game is Sunday in D.C., and Stitches believes they will thrive in garbage time. Seth Lugo (3-3, ERA 3.82) phlopped in Philly but rebounded, limiting Tampa Bay to one run over 6²/₃ innings. The Nats give Austin Voth (1-5, ERA 6.25) the ball for the final game of their equally disastrous campaign. Voth picked up his win last week, but surrendered 25 runs over his previous 24 innings. Play 20 units on the Mets.

Tigers held on and crowned the Royals, 4-3, with Matthew Boyd doing just enough to end a tough year with a W. Thought the desperate Cards would show up, but they folded. Got two hits and lost to the pesky Brewers, 3-0. Minimal gains. Down -550 dennymclains.