“Did you say Utes?”

College football is back, Cousin Vinny!

The Utes host the Gators on Thursday night to open The Post’s college grid season.

The unhinged, yet well-balanced Stitches went 121-121-6 last year.

Figure if we can pick a few more wins we can reclaim our crown.

The Marlins visit the Nats and I haven’t been this excited since the “Partridge Family” marathon.

The pitchers, Miami’s Braxton Garrett and Washington’s Joan Adon faced each other in South Beach on Aug. 25.

Adon the winner, blanking the Fish for six innings.

Garrett the loser, allowing three runs over the same six.

The Nats’ Adon apparently doesn’t care for the home cooking in D.C.

His ERA balloons to 9.90.

We will take Garrett and the Marlins for $50.

The Guardians came back and squashed the Twinkies.

Down 2-0, Cleveland tied it in the ninth inning and won it in the 10th.

Kole Calhoun’s three-run homer was the deciding blow.

Final 5-2. Winner.

Down -1,101 joepescis.