Attention criminals, lawbreakers, delinquents and thieves. The New York City subway system is back and running 24 hours a day. You’re welcome. Love, Mayor de Blasio. … Recent history tells us horse-racing winners are like Tour de France winners, so we cashed our big hit on Rombauer before the tests came back. … Medina Spirit had never been passed when put on the lead, but it wasn’t the first time he had seen a horse’s ass, was it, Bob Baffert?

Cubs return to Chicago and so does the Nationals’ Jon Lester. A former fan favorite at Wrigley, Lester is 0-1 with a 2.25 ERA after appearing in three games this year for Washington, and has never lost (2-0) to the Cubs. Chicago’s Adbert Alzolay (1-3, 4.50 ERA) comes off a three-run, six-inning outing in Cleveland. Alzolay has proved reliable and effective with a K-BB ratio of 19-2 over his past three starts. Another 20 units on the Cubs.

Cubs Win! Cubs Win! Kyle Hendricks pitched eight strong, Ian Happ went 3-for-4 including a homer and the Cubs tamed the Tigers 5-1. Down -1,444 kessingers.