Decisions from the top. The portly,
well-coiffed Kim Jong-un has banned both skinny jeans and mullets in North Korea, but raised the capacity on indoor dining to 75 percent … and here at home the Biden Administration, in its latest effort to entice Americans to get vaxxed, has set up dating apps promoting vaccination matches. According to Stitches’ Albany bureau, Governor vax-n-scratch-my-back flirted with the idea of supporting Joltin’ Joe, but was advised by his brother to steer clear.

Best last-place team in MLB, the Nationals have won three in a row. Max Scherzer (4-2, 2.24 ERA) takes his turn against the Reds. Scherzer has allowed three runs over his past 17 innings and is undefeated (5-0) vs. Cincy while wearing a Nats uni. Tyler Mahle (2-2, 4.20 ERA) made us look good last week when he looked lost in the land of the Giants. Frisco scoring seven in two innings on the way to a 19-run outburst. Play 20 units on the Nats.

Backed the Phillies. Know what happened? ExZachly. Zach Eflin was ineffective. Miami built a 9-2 lead. Philly made a garbage-time run. Lost 9-6. Down -1,449 victorinos.