The Congressional hearing on UFOs has concluded.

Still no explanation on how Whoopi Goldberg, Nicolas Cage and Mike Pence got here.

More bad news for asylum seekers sleeping outside Midtown hotels: New York City will make outdoor dining permanent.

Reds pitchers were clubbed by the Cubs at Wrigley.

The Reds return home to play a weekend series with the Nationals and Cincy needs Graham Ashcraft to settle the storm.

Ashcraft threw a gem at LA, shutting out the high-octane Dodgers for six innings.

The Nats’ Patrick Corbin beat the Mutts last week, but he was hit hard and has allowed 12 runs in his last 17 innings.

Play $50 on the Reds.

Philleted!

Michael Lorenzen pitched eight innings in his Phillies debut, J.T. Realmuto took Johnny Cueto deep, and Philly fried the Fish 4-2.

Donald Trump: “This is a sad day.” You ain’t kidding.

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