We’re fast and now we’re first. If you are reading this, you are not alone. According to a new quarterly book from the Alliance for Audited Media, your Sunday New York Post (Amed Rosario) has blown past the lazy Daily News (Robinson Cano) in circulation and is now the city’s most-read tabloid. Have to believe our New York Post Action pages, featuring yours truly, put us over the top.

Chris Paddack has been historically exceptional for San Diego. No pitcher in the illustrious (LOL) history of the Padres has ever posted an ERA lower than his 1.93 over their first nine starts. Pads are in Toronto where Marcus Stroman (2-6) takes his turn for the struggling Blue Jays. Like Bill de Blasio, San Diego’s act (13-10) plays better on the road. Play 20 units on the Padres.

Played two Saturday and the exacta was profitable. Yanks crowned Royals, 7-3, in doubleheader opener. Luke Voit’s two run homer putting New York ahead. J.A. Happ with a so-so six innings for the W. Dodgers did what they do. Beat the Pirates 7-2 after a rain delay. Hyun-Jin Ryu allowed both runs, a rarity. Above water again, up +29 berras.