Thank you, Mrs. Vice President.

Kamala Harris, who “takes this job very seriously,” said the border crisis could be blamed on “climate adaptation and climate resilience.” Hmmm. Stitches, who takes this job very seriously, will go with the climate excuse as well.

The Tampa Bay Rays, whose five-game winning streak was snapped by Oakland on Friday, has been playing well. Tyler Glasnow (4-1, 2.06 ERA) shut out the Oakland Athletics for seven innings last month, fanning 10. His K Count has reached 64 and the year is young. Pretty special, right? The first-place A’s have cooled. Frankie Montas (3-2, 5.87 ERA) has had 12 runs score in his past 16 innings of work. Nothing special, right? Watch this. Voila! 20 units on the Rays.

Patrick Mazeika! The D’backs jumped David Peterson (use climate issues, Dave) for four runs, but the Mets came back to tie the score, and in the 10th inning, St. Patrick Bazinga’s mishandled squibber won it 5-4. Amazin! ‘W’ takes us to -1,107 staubs.