Angry about the Ky. Derby? Democrats aren’t. Have to be heartened that a horse named Maximum Security was impeached. No truth to the rumor that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer were acting stewards Saturday but President Trump tweeted, “Only in these days of political correctness could such an overturn occur. Best horse did NOT win Derby – not even close!” Russians insist they had nothing to do with the outcome. … Roadster? Left us on the corner of Nowhere and 16th. … Everyone’s shocked the winner was DQ’d. The only shocking part was Bob Baffert didn’t finish second and move up to weasel his way into another Derby win.

Snakes make their way to Tampa. Offseason addition Merrill Kelly allowed one run over five innings to the Yanks B-team last week. Blake Snell is a surprising 2-3 after getting crowned by the Royals. Rebound time. 10 units on the Rays.

Who is hotter, Stitches or the Cubs? Chicago decked the Cards 13-5. Willson Contreras and Kris Bryant went deep. Jose Quintana went six for the W. Debt down to -22 chalupas.