Wild Bill “Microsoft Hands” Gates on the next season of “The Bachelor.”

Speaking of rich bachelors. Gov. Cuomo sold the rights to his wildly successful book, “American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic” for $5.12 million. The Luv Guv’s memoir did so well that three more books are in the works. “Nursing Home Crisis: Hey, don’t Blame Fredo.” “Crime Pays: Lessons on how to Bully Staff into Writing Your Book” and finally “Advances, New York Tough: How to Deal with Rejection.”

Former Cub Jon Lester pitched at Wrigley on Monday. Tuesday, former Red Anthony DeSclafani (3-1, 2.14 ERA) pitches at Cincinnati. He one-hit the Pirates for five frames last out. The Reds’ Luis Castillo (1-5, 7.71 ERA) is struggling through his worst season and if this keeps up, the former All-Star will have to write a book about how he thrived during the crisis! Play 10 units on the Reds.

Standing ovation for the Nats’ Jon Lester and then another when old teammates Jason Heyward, Willson Contreras and Javier Baez took him deep. Cubs won 7-3. Debt at -1,344 sandbergs.