Get Mr. Met on the phone! Now that we know ball boys can obstruct, block and impede play on live foul balls, I believe we may have found a new job for the angry Stitch-head. The cuddly mascot was caught white-handed, flipping the bird to fans on Wednesday. That attitude may serve him and the team well, sitting down the third base line. Goes all WWE, taking the chair to anyone that comes near. Was going to send a free Stitches bobblehead to the Brewers’ BB after he kept the inning alive, but the frame ended harmlessly.

Altered states. While Tiger Woods had an adverse reaction to medication and Bill Cosby fears he may be poisoned prior to his trial, Stitches had no such excuses for dropping two straight. Crossed the infield to the Brewers’ side and the skid was snapped. Chase Anderson scattered three hits over seven innings of no-run ball and Milwaukee held on, 2-1. Road-dog win raised account to 2,358 bartmans.

Playing two. Fireworks over Camden tonight. Weak matchup, but Porcello should outlast Asher. 10 units on the Red Sox. And 10 units on the Tigers as Fulmer finally receives some run support against the visiting Chisox.