Saturday night’s performance of Broadway’s “The Boys in the Band” was canceled. Show’s Twitter account said it was due to a minor injury to a cast member. Turned out to be Jim Parsons. Theory: that “Big Bang” honeymoon with Mayim Bialik took its toll. … Breaking! … NBC News has confirmed that NBC’s internal investigation proved that NBC had no prior knowledge of former “Today” host Matt Lauer’s sexual relationships with NBC employees. Case closed. Well, isn’t that convenient.

Not feeling in the pink after our Mother’s Day meltdown. Tigers scored a run in ninth and walked off with a 5-4 win over Seattle. James “no-no” Paxton fell back to earth and Robinson Cano got in the spirit of the day breaking his PINKie. … Things got worse. Brews got out to a 7-0 lead, six scored against Jon Gray, and rocked the Rockies 7-3. Worst day of the season leaves us at -444 gumbels.

C’mon Rick Porcello. Sox return to Boston facing the A’s. Athletics’ Sean Manaea is scheduled and he no-hit the Sox earlier this year. 20 units on Boston.