Now where were we? A sing-along with Billy Joel to get us up to speed:

Eagles win, Al Franken, Fergie’s Anthem, Chloe Kim
Cynthia Nixon, #NEVER AGAIN, Chief Wahoo

Larry Nassar, Matt Lauer, Puerto Rico still no power
Shopliftin’ LiAngelo, Laundry Pods, #METOO

Tim Tebow, Correa proposed, Charlie Rose, Pervnado
Shaun White, Halfpipe, NYCHA, Nick Foles

“Stitches” Brady, $#!thole Countries, Jean Ratelle, XFL
Oprah Winfrey, Ronda Rousey, Eli Apple’s “gotta go”

They all made the newswire, left stomachs churning, it was most concerning
New year, things will transpire, we’ll survive despite it, Stitches is back to rewrite it

Francesa gone, Hawaii still here, shut up & dribble, Heather Locklear
“Namaste” Cespedes, JPP, Grammyless Jay Z

De Blasio’s school chancellor leaves the scene
Ineffective Flu vaccine, #CatchUpWereIn18

Louis CK, Aubrey O’Day, Transgender friendly subway
OBJ, NRA, No World Cup for Team USA

They all made the newswire, left stomachs churning, it was most concerning
New year, things will transpire, we’ll survive despite it, Stitches is back to rewrite it.

Let’s Go Mets! New manager Mickey Callaway gives Noah Syndergaard the ball for Opening Day. 20 units says the Flushing faithful leave Citi Field with a share of first place.