Hey, hey, hey. Looks like Bill Cosby’s going to be OK. America’s Dad wants to get back to work after his sex assault case was declared a mistrial. Latest plan is for the troubled comedian to tour the nation and lecture about the dangers of sex-crime allegations. Spokesman Andrew Wyatt: “Mr Cosby would be a great voice to talk to young men and women about the judicial system. To educate them on the do’s and don’ts.” Should prove a prosperous new career for Dr. Huxtable as long as he can avoid 1 on 1 consultations. Quaaludes and Jello pudding pops will be made available.

Let’s Go Mets! Amazin’s didn’t measure up in LaLa land. Head to Frisco this weekend and they need Jacob deGrom to pitch deep into the game as he did last two starts. 20 units on the Mets.

June swoon continues. Twins 5, Indians 0 and it wasn’t that close. Trevor Bauer did his part. All five runs scored on his six-inning watch. Another heavy hit drops us to 1,511 rashads.