“Think about how crime’s gone down, test scores are up, more jobs than ever. You’d assume they’d be having parades out in the streets.” Mayor de Blasio wants a parade. Firmly believing that New York is better under his watch, his minions have put the wheels in motion. The de Blasio Day Parade has no date as yet but float ideas are being finalized. A sampling: The Homeless (as many as will fit), the Investigators (Feds, Manhattan D.A.), the N.Y.P.D. (backs turned), the Times Square (desnudas/cartoon characters), the Italian-American (Cuomo, with Columbus statue) and the Melissa Mark Viverito float featuring FALN terrorist Oscar Lopez Rivera. Enjoy Blazzz.

May be a parade in Washington this year. Gio Gonzalez goes in Miami tonight. Gio has owned the Fish this year — 3-0 with a 1.29 ERA. Expecting more of the same. 20 units on the Nats.

David Holmberg and the league worst Chisox proved no match for the streaking Indians. Took a lead with four runs in the opening frame but put the bats away and lost 9-4. Gamble cost us. Reduced to 395 sfogliatella.