“You’re not welcome on my show.” — Ellen

“He’s just an average Joe … doesn’t want to bomb us.” — Rodman

“Nuclear testing will never stop.” — Kim

“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with Un.” — Trump?

President stated he would be “honored” to meet with Kim Jung-Un in the proper setting. Let’s try. Trump, mano-a-mano with Jung-Un on Ellen DeGeneres’ show. Dennis Rodman will moderate.

Went Red Sox and Redbirds Sunday and they pushed us further in the black. Cards won 6-4 on a Tommy Pham homer in the 14th. Sawx scored 10 runs in the ninth on their way to a 17-6 victory. Soaring at a new season high of 1,219 holtbys. … Washington visits neighboring Baltimore tonight. Gio Gonzalez owns a 1.64 ERA this season — 20 units on the Nats.