Parade magazine’s “What People Earn” issue is available for your perusal. Sarah Huckabee Sanders earns $170,000 a year putting out White House fires. Sports mascots make $100,000 setting hotfoots in the opposing dugout. Triple Crown winner American Pharoah draws $30 million for setting the barns on fire at Ashland Stud. Aroldis Chapman, $17.2 million for being a bullpen fireman and Kylie Kardashian rakes in $41 million to help keep the family flame from extinguishing. Starting salary for a NYC fireman? $40,000. Holy Smoke! … Encroachment, page 47, John DaSilva, penalty declined, welcome back.

Mets are still burning after their lineup snafu. They’re in Philly this weekend. Stitches believes they will bat in the correct order Friday, but Jake Arrieta will have them checking the card for some sort of mistake. 20 units on the Phils.

Royals scored four runs in the opening frame but were crowned by the Orioles 11-6. Ian Kennedy, staked to a sizable lead, yielded nine runs in four innings. Two teams going nowhere left us -141 quisenberrys under the Stitch line.