Bless me Father, for I have sinned. And I am only seconds from committing my next one.

Surveillance camera caught a man praying just before he broke into Ziani’s Fine Italian clothing store in Brooklyn. Still on the loose, the suspect was seen wearing a baseball cap (no team), black jeans and gray sneakers but should look quite fashionable for Easter Sunday. Buona Pasqua!

Hopening day at Citi Field and the Amazin’s didn’t disappoint. First-place Mets dealt the Cards a 9-4 loss. A five-run fifth the deciding frame. Noah Syndergaard left a winner after surrendering four runs over six innings, striking out 10. Quick C-note puts us up 100 piazzas.

Here’s the pitch and that’s the season! Cubs Ian Happ smashed the first pitch of the baseball season over the fence in Miami. Cubs won 8-4. Welcome to the owner’s box, Derek Jeter. Taking the Cubs for 20 units this evening as they send a healthy Kyle Hendricks to the hill.