You say tomato, I say tomato … Sitting on a $7,000 payoff, all a contestant on “Wheel of Fortune” had to do was read “Flamenco Dance Lessons.” Man, obviously with two left feet, confidently said Flamingo to host Pat Sajak who had to break the bad news. After further review the ruling in the studio stood. Worst call since The Post decided to bring Stitches back for a sophomore season.

Cubs dropped their home opener to the Pirates, a day after it was postponed. Mediocre Cubs are now three games back of the Bucs. Looking for Jon Lester to even the score this evening. 20 units on the Cubbies.

Fire and Ice. Mets stayed hot. Down 6-4 they scored two in the eighth, two in the ninth, helped by Asdrubal Cabrera and Wilmer Flores homers, and fried the fish 8-6. … Boston Massacre saw the Sox score two touchdowns without Tom Brady to take the opening game of the series with the clueless Yanks 14-1. Split cut our losses to 211 semenkos.