A holiday message from President Biden, speaking at a Virginia military base. “I love those barrettes in your hair, man. I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she’s 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed.”

Happy Memorial Day, America!

Mathematically eliminated from postseason play after losing 13 straight, the Orioles host the Twins. Minnesota’s Jose Berrios (5-2, 3.67 ERA) has won his past two starts, allowing one run over six to Baltimore six days ago. The O’s Jorge Lopez (1-6, 5.80 ERA) has lost his past three starts, allowing nine runs over 13 innings and was hit hard by these same Twins. 20 units on the Twinkies.

With positivity rates dropping on the Knicks, Islanders, Yankees and COVID, ours is soaring after our fourth straight win. The Jays tripped the Tribe, 4-1, in seven innings. Ross Stripling limited Cleveland to one run, two hits over five. Thought we were in trouble when Aaron (7-1) Civale replaced Sam Hentges, but Aaron is 7-2 after Toronto took him deep twice. Down -1,359 oscarmayers.