We inch closer. … No, not to the return of Robert Gsellman. Inside a month now to Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor. Day after Mike Tyson said “McGregor is going to get killed boxing,” another former champ, Larry Holmes, countered with “I give him a shot.” With Conor getting a minimum of $75 million the fight is already won. … That rope-a-dope price of $99.95 a bit steep? Movie theaters across the country are selling tickets for $40. Good deal as you will most certainly see 10 better fights at the local cinema than you will on the screen. … Lost and Found: 90-pound tortoise stolen from a Queens environmental center was found in Connecticut. Still missing: Jets starting QB; a team that wants Carmelo Anthony and Nicole Brown Simpson’s real killer.

Beautiful day in The Bronx. Luis Severino held Cincy scoreless through seven innings. Didi Gregorius and Todd Frazier went deep and the Yanks won 9-5. The W lifted us to 928 chuvalos.

Taking a road dog today. Brews are at the Nats. Matt Garza vs. Max Scherzer at high noon. Garza allowed just three hits last week but took the loss. 10 units on Milwaukee.