With Alex Rodriguez sentenced to a full-season suspension for 2014 over his connections to Biogenesis and other alleged misdeeds, The Post has 10 suggestions for A-Rod to do during his “timeout’’ from the Yankees:
1. Work on his sun tan.
An unforgettable image: Alex Rodriguez sunbathing in Central Park. INFGoff.com 2. Hit on girls at a ballgame
Bikini model Kyna Treacy (right) was the hot Aussie Alex Rodriguez had his batter’s eye on when he tossed a couple of balls to her and her pal Kate Quinn (left) asking for phone numbers. Kyna Treacy on Instagram Only now he’ll have to do it in the crowd instead of from the dugout.
3. Take meeting with candy-making conglomerate Haribo
Reuters To pitch the idea for brand-new testosterone-flavored Gummy Bear!
4. Hang out with Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Pete Rose
There's A-Rod with Clemens in 2007. Jeff Zelevansky And other baseball greats who’ll have to buy a ticket to get into Cooperstown.
5. A’s pitcher Dallas Braden just retired. Free for lunch?
Dallas Braden had an unlikely feud with A-Rod when the Yankees star crossed through Braden's mound. EPA “Get off my mound and away from my salad.”
6. Go apartment shopping in Central Islip
New York Post Unless he plans to commute from New York to Bethpage Ballpark, home of your Long Island Ducks!
7. Take classes offered by Red Cross
Victor Alcorn Learning how to perform CPR (to revive nearly dead career) or the Heimlich (to prevent constant choking in October).
8. Help plan Bud Selig’s “Happy Retirement” office party.
David Ortiz can come, too! Getty Images 9. Open that “vitamin” shop in Miami he has always dreamed of.
He's had just about enough of this list. Anthony Causi 10. Disappear completely.
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