Yasiel Puig is not here for your reality television.

The new Reds outfielder, traded from the Dodgers in December, posted a video of himself watching “The Bachelor,” and his review was not all that glowing.

“This is the stupidest show I’ve ever seen in my life,” he said.

Which contestant will former Illinois State football player and ex-NFL practice squad-er Colton Underwood, whose virginity was an oddly hot topic this season, give his final rose to?

Don’t ask Puig, who is decidedly not a friend of the show.