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By the end of the 2019 NFL draft, fans everywhere will know the names of the next generation of football stars they’ll be rooting for.

Some of those names will be a whole lot more memorable than others.

Wherever they end up, guys like Sheldrick Redwine, Justice Hill, Hamp Cheevers, Rock Ya-Sin and Easton Stick will have a leg-up as fan favorites, thanks to their notable monikers, but that’s not all.

Here’s this year’s All-Name Team — the best and craziest prospect names from the 2019 NFL draft class, in no particular order.

Montez Sweat, DE/Mississippi State

One of the hottest first-round prospects out there.

Rock Ya-Sin, CB/Temple

Probably the best name in this year’s draft and it’s probably no coincidence he played at a school called Temple.

Greedy Williams, CB/LSU

He’s likely to get a nice payday after this weekend. Will it be enough, though?

Deebo Samuel, WR/South Carolina

Unfortunately, the NFL doesn’t offer a whole lot of games on Friday.

Riley Ridley, WR/Georgia

Captain of the All-Alliteration Team.

Justice Hill, RB/Oklahoma State

If there was ever a player meant to suit up for the Redskins in Washington, D.C. …

Drew Sample, TE/Washington

Should football not work out, a future in phlebotomy awaits.

Oshane Ximines, DE/Old Dominion; Olamide Zaccheaus, WR/Virginia

Convince me they’re not characters from “Game of Thrones.”

Sheldrick Redwine, S/Miami (Fla)

Rumor has it he actually prefers Chardonnays.

Drue Tranquill, LB/Notre Dame

A calming presence in the locker room, we’d expect.

Slone Takitaki, LB/Brigham Young

Have to wonder if he’s a fan of DJ Snake, hot Cheetos, or terrible jokes like these.

Demarcus Christmas, DT/Florida State

When he plays in a Thanksgiving Day game, you know it’s the holiday season.

Hamp Cheevers, CB/Boston College

Are we sure he’s not an early 20th-century-era baseball player?

Clifton Duck, CB/Appalachian State

He doesn’t get called for penalties, he gets called for fowls.

Easton Stick, QB/North Dakota State

How he ended up playing football and not hockey is beyond us.

Dante’ Redwood, CB/Mercyhurst

He stands at 5-foot-9, so he also makes the All-Oxymoron Team.

Bunchy Stallings, G/Kentucky

His real first name is Jervontius, but we won’t argue with a very large guy who prefers to go by “Bunchy.”

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