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And this time, almost no one was spared.

Four months after she made headlines for her jokes at the Tom Brady Netflix roast, the comedian joined Prime Video’s “Thursday Night Football” postgame show as she rattled off joke after joke at both the Jets’ and Patriots’ expenses in a segment called “Late Hits with Nikki Glaser.”

That included brutal takedowns of both Aaron Rodgers and former Patriots coach Bill Belichick.

“The Jets have a new quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, or as I like to call him, ‘Throw Rogan,'” Glaser said of the New York signal-caller who’s made multiple appearances on Joe Rogan’s podcast.


  Nikki Glaser had plenty of jokes for the Jets and Patriots.
 Nikki Glaser had plenty of jokes for the Jets and Patriots.

“It’s ironic that he goes to silent retreats because he can’t stop talking about it,” she added.

“I think Saleh just reminded him [Robert F. Kennedy Jr.] dropped out of the race,” Glaser added.

She also said it was good Belichick wasn’t there for the Jets’ “beatdown” of the Patriots because “he was too busy watching ‘Blippi’ with his girlfriend.”


  Aaron Rodgers and the Jets scored a huge win over the Patriots on Thursday. Charles Wenzelberg / New York Post Aaron Rodgers and the Jets scored a huge win over the Patriots on Thursday. Charles Wenzelberg / New York Post

The 72-year-old Belichick has made headlines for his relationship with Jordon Hudson, who is nearly 50 years his junior.

Before she took any of the football stars to task, though, she had a joke for host Charissa Thompson.

“I just have to say it’s so nice to finally meet the photo I show my plastic surgeon,” she said to a stunned Thompson. “But seriously, you were pretty intimidating, you look like the final boss at a country club.”

However, Glaser did poke fun at herself and said she looked like 49ers tight end George Kittle, before ripping off jokes about the rest of the panel — Richard Sherman, Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzalez and Ryan Fitzpatrick.

For the latter, the ex-Jets quarterback, she said teammates called him “Sacked Galifianakis,” for his slight resemblance to actor Zach Galifianakis.


  Nikki Glaser even had a joke for former Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. AP Nikki Glaser even had a joke for former Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. AP

Glaser even spoke on C.J. Mosley’s toe injury that kept him out of the Week 3 win.

“The team doctor said it was a Grade 1 owie, but they are expecting a full recovery after the doctor kisses it to make it all better,” Glaser joked.”Wait hold on sorry, I’m hearing it’s upgraded to a boo-boo.”

Glaser even said the Jets and their fans desperately needed this win because of how the fans have felt for the last 40 years.

“The Jets are a lot like Bruce Springsteen, they’re based in New Jersey and they spent the last four decades making grown men cry,” she said.

She had one final jab, this one at the expense of New Jersey.

“But it was really the Patriots who won,” Glaser concluded, because they got to leave New Jersey.

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