You are Jerry Jones. You bought the Dallas Cowboys for $150 million in 1989. Now your team is worth $5.5 billion. Your real net worth is $8.5 billion. Not bad for an old wildcatter.

But money can’t buy happiness for you, because your third and last championship was Super Bowl XXX. You thought this was the year. You thought you had built a Super Bowl contender.

And now you don’t know for sure. Your team has been maddening to you, and to your fan base. You’re 77 years old and you want results now.

You’ve heard Troy Aikman suggest you’re too stubborn to relinquish control. And of course you are.

You’ve put your adopted son/head coach Jason Garrett on public notice. But then you defended him and talked of writing a comeback story after the Thanksgiving Day massacre by the Bills.

“Just when you think you know what Jerry Jones is thinking, you don’t,” said NFL Network Cowboys reporter Jane Slater.

Yet, if your team beats the Eagles on Sunday at the godforsaken Linc, you win the NFC East. It’s that simple. But, oh boy, Dak Prescott’s shoulder. You know he’s a gamer. You know the Eagles are vulnerable. You want to believe that the football gods owe you. But what if they don’t? What if the Eagles win this game and beat the Giants and win the division?

You are Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz. Remember when they were calling you Wentzylvania when your star was born? Wasn’t it neat watching that indomitable green army of No. 11 jerseys marching along Broad and Pattison?

You were the prince of the city, a blue-collar reflection of it, a fearless Houdini with a golden arm inside it. You were a symbol of hope for a city that, heavens to Bednarik, begged to know when its Super Bowl curse would finally end.

But then you wrecked your knee in December of that magical 2017 season.

And then Nick Foles happened. Saint Nick, the city called him.

It wasn’t you who fooled Bill Belichick and the Patriots with that Philly Special, it was him. It wasn’t you who beat Tom Brady in Super Bowl LI, it was him. It wasn’t you who made history, it was Foles.

And now your city turns its lonely eyes to you and pleads with you to lift your team on your shoulders. Your receivers will be Greg Ward, JJ Arcega-Whiteside and Robert Davis.

“People are making the case down here that this is the biggest game of his career,” said NBC Sports Philadelphia analyst and legend Ray Didinger, “and when it was posed to him, he didn’t exactly disagree. And it kind of is. This is kind of the first time he’s been in the position where he’s gotta take ’em home. That’s what they drafted him to be, that’s what they’re paying him to be, and now he’s gotta do it against their bitterest, longest-standing division rival.”

You’ve swatted the injury bug away, finally. You’ve thrown 25 touchdown passes against seven interceptions, and you were at your best when your best was needed against the Giants and Redskins.

“People were sort of blaming him for everything,” Didinger said. “No. 1, they said that he’s not a guy who, if you’re behind in the fourth quarter, is gonna bring you back. He’s not, quote-unquote, clutch. He doesn’t have that clutch gene that the great quarterbacks have to have. The other thing was, that if he’s really a great quarterback, he raises the level of the people around him.

“But in the last two weeks, he has brought the team from behind, in the last two weeks he has been clutch, he has driven them down the field and made the throws that he had to make to pull out those two games. And certainly, he has made the people around him better when you look at who he’s playing with.”

Beat those Cowboys then beat the Giants and you will be Philly Special.

You are Jason Garrett.

You’re terrific at wearing a mask, but what will be going on inside your gut? Your butt is on the line. The owner has made that perfectly clear virtually every time he opens his mouth — which is quite often, since the media has him at hello.

You hardly did yourself any favors kicking that field goal fourth-and-7 at the 11 down 16-9 with six minutes left at New England in Week 12.

You’ve never made it past the divisional round, and they say you will be toast unless you make a deep playoff run. You would have been history if Jerry had been able to woo Sean Payton from the Saints. And now the names you can’t help but hear as your potential replacement are Lincoln Riley and Urban Meyer.

“I believe that that locker room wants Jason Garrett back,” Slater said. “Every single player I’ve talked to — publicly and privately — tell me that Jason Garrett does hold them accountable. He is just so well-respected by the guys in that locker room.”

That top-secret speech you made before the Rams game? “Sean Lee said it was one of the most inspiring speeches he’d ever heard,” Slater said.

Jones probably won’t save you if you lose this one.

“Jerry’s said this before: He will literally go out and poll everyone from the fan to the person putting Pepsi products into restaurants along the star,” Slater said. “Feedback is important to him, and I do believe over the years it’s been feedback of his players which is why Jason Garrett has remained in Dallas.”

You are Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott.

You are sore. You have a sprained throwing shoulder. But everyone knows you’ll tough it out. You are a warrior. You’ve never missed a game in your four years in the NFl. No way would you ever miss this one. Feed Ezekiel Elliott early and often.

“He just has a way of just galvanizing the locker room,” Slater said.

You are 1-2 in the playoffs with five TDs and two INTs and a heroic performance in this game certainly wouldn’t hurt your chances of getting a contract from the owner that could fall in the $35 million annual-average range.

Cowboys vs. Eagles, with the division title likely in the balance.

Slater: “I think Cowboy fans feel like they’re catching fire again, that things are clicking for them, and we’ve seen this team go on runs and click, and they are such a resilient group.”

Didinger: “The people here still have the memory of what happened in 2017, that whole underdog thing that this team rode to the Super Bowl. And the fans here are trying to sort of stone that fire again and kind of get that same feeling going. What better week to do it than a week that the Cowboys are coming to town?”