Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Sources within the CCP confirmed that production is set to replace the cookies with new, more disturbing fortunes inside cookies. READ MORE

Trump was disappointed when he didn’t find any new manufacturing jobs from the Tariff Fairy under his MyPillow. READ MORE

It seems Trump has inspired some husbands as Eric Harper imposed tariffs on his wife after she racked up a huge trade deficit at Target. READ MORE

Chants of Make Waste, Not War! and Government Waste Is A Human Right! could be heard for miles throughout major cities this weekend. READ MORE